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15 Funny Dog Quotes

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Are you looking for some funny dog quotes to brighten up your day? Well look no further, Ive put together a list of all my favorite cute & funny dog quotes. Here’s 15 of the funniest quotes about dogs.

1# The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

2# Friendly dog, but beware of owner.

3# I hump other dogs’ faces.

4# Everything I know, I learned from dogs.

5# I’ve seen a look in a dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt.

6# I don’t always bark at night. But when I do, it’s for no reason.

7# There are very few things that’s more important than A GOOD SHIT.

8# Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.

9# Every once in a while, a dog enters your life and changes everything.

10# My cute appearance is super deceiving – my farts are potent enough to clear a room of 30+ people.

11# Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.

12# Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.

13# If you want the best seat in the house…you’ll have to move the dog.

14# My dog winks at me sometimes… And I always wink back just in case it’s some kind of code.

15# Every snack you make, every meal you bake. Every bite you take, I’ll be watching you.

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