We all love our cats. Their unique personalities and behaviors lead to some wonderful cat quotes.
We’ve collected a list of funny cat quotes. Lets Enjoy!
Famous Funny Cat Quotes
1 # In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. – Terry Pratchett
2 # I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days. – Bill Dana
3 # Cat always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I’ll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice? – Bette Midler
4 # The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer. – Paula Poundstone
5 # Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later. – Mary Bly
6 # All cats love fish but fear to wet their paws. – Chinese Proverb
7 # Cats are inquisitive, but hate to admit it. – Mason Cooley
8 # As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the humankind. – Cleveland Amory
9 # I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. – Hippolyte Taine
10 # The trouble with sharing one’s bed with cats is that they’d rather sleep on you than beside you. – Pam Brown